This one really works!

• Look at the people who are tailgating you, and you can see what this slogan is about. These are people whose only sense of purpose is getting past you.
• When I go through a light turning yellow, there is always a car behind me (who has obviously run a red light). Why is that?
• A big difference between driving here and in the Midwest is that when you signal to change lanes, cars will speed up so you can't. In the Midwest, people slow down to let you in.

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